Silly Christmas Poems

Its always good to send silly christmas poems in xmas season. Christmas is the time of blessing and to send silly christmas cards. Here you will find silly christmas poems to write on cards and send to friends. Read our silly christmas poems for kids.

Oh My Friends, Be

Oh my friends, be my Santa,
Just like my Mama and Papa.
Gifts and cash are so much welcome,
That would surely bring me so much fun

I Love To Feel

I love to feel your every sigh
I love that twinkle in your eye
I love to feel your love
I love to be in your arms, being hugged

Merry Christmas, my darling

It’s A Jolly And Merry Time

It’s a jolly and merry time,
Christmas is finally coming through,
With all the lovely things so new,
With the company of good friends,
And family along,
Back to the roots to where you belong,
Celebrate this Christmas with the same joy,
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Drunk On Christmas Day

Toy Elmo got drunk on Christmas Day.
His laugh drove everyone nuts.
We got the battery out of him so fast
In a manner of speaking, we tore out his guts.

They Used To Be

They used to be
All red and green
But now they’re
White and blue.

The Christmas lights
Like so much else
Have changed their
Point of view.

But red and green
Or blue and white,
Well, Christmas
Is the reason!

Merry Christmas!

You Better Not Weigh

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I’m telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town.

Oh, you better not filter
And drink your filtrate
You better not be careless and spill your precipitate.
The Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town!

Roses Are Red,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For Christmas this year,
All I want is you!

I Made Myself A Snowball

I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow fir its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first..it wet the bed.

The best thing I ever received

The best thing I ever received
was given some time ago
So precious and rare
More valued than gold.

It began when I met you
All wrapped up in a bow
As I pulled away the wrappings
Lo and Behold.

I Love My Toothbrush

I love the way it rubs against my soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid

as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can’t wait for the next time

I love my toothbrush