Funny Christmas Poems

Its always good to send funny christmas poems in xmas season. Christmas is the time of blessing and to write funny merry christmas poems and send funny christmas cards. Here you will find christmas funny poems to write on cards and send to friends. Read our short funny christmas poems.

For Your Christmas

For your Christmas presents,
I thank you one and all.
For the big ones many thanks,
And fewer for the small.

If I Were ol’ Santa

If I were ol’ Santa, you know what I’d do
I’d dump silly gifts that are given to you
And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I’ve got
But I’m due at my doctor’s for an estrogen shot.
Even though we’ve grown older this wish is sincere
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.

I Made Myself A Snowball

I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.

I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!

The funniest face

The funniest face
looked out at me
From a silver ball
On the Christmas Tree!

At first I thought
It was Santa’s elf,
But I looked again and
It was just myself!

So Long Ago

So long ago I left that house
Everyone couldn’t believe

That Daddy’s little girl would leave
Saying I’d never return.

Your Name Inspires Charity

Your name inspires charity, wherever it is spoke
And your face that’s full of happiness, forever carries hope

Hope that eventually all evil will be extinguished
And never did you care if your name became distinguished.

A Night’s Snowfall

A cold wind blows
Throughout the street

The sky unfurls
Could it be sleet?

The Exitment Of Christmas

Christmas is coming,
I’m so exited

I bet Santa is to,
He’ll be delighted

When Christmas Comes

When christmas comes already yet,
Mit presents large and sweet.

The tings I like in mein stockings best,
By jiminiy, are my feet..

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don’t know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!